birdie

i saw birdie so i ran away

"I gave that fucker the birdie when he wasn't lookin'."

Urban Dictionary "editors" haven't got the slightest fucking clue about drug dealer slang. They rejected my first submission, but a birdie is in fact drug slang for 1 kilogram, and as everyone knows, one kilo, or birdie, can be subdivided into 36 ounces, or zippers, which is equal to 2.2 pounds in the imperial measurement system.

Don't touch my birdie
Resist temptation please
You don't have to grab my birdie
Just call it, and it will come

person1: "dude.. birdie is getting all of her whiteknights to attack me"

person2: "yep, thats just a birdie thing"

Whoohoo! That's my seventh birdie in a row!

I hate birdie, she is so annoying and her and animations suck.